{"id":727,"date":"2021-12-26T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-26T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dancingdemonart.com\/blog\/?p=727"},"modified":"2021-10-15T11:18:09","modified_gmt":"2021-10-15T14:18:09","slug":"evil-christmas-elves-and-nazis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dancingdemonart.com\/blog\/evil-christmas-elves-and-nazis\/","title":{"rendered":"Evil Christmas Elves… and Nazis"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Evil Christmas Elves\u2026 and Nazis<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

This time I will talk about a Christmas horror movie, that mixes several things and the result is, well, a concoction. The name of the movie is simply “Elves.” Here we go:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unlike the other movies I discussed this month, this one is really bad. The first point I want to adress, the one thing that definitely kept it from meeting my standards is this: None of the actresses know how to scream. One of them even takes her time, makes some strange movements with her head, to end up letting out a pathetic scream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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elf<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The second thing I didn’t like was that it had bad soap opera-style dramatic scenes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The movie is from the 80s, but the budget is so low that it seems from the 70s. That’s not always bad: Some low-budget movies are good, but this is not the case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The deaths, on the other hand, are very poorly done. Some of them don\u2019t even make sense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One thing I did like was the participation of a retired detective, who looks very much like Santa Claus. He is one of the few who acts well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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elves santa<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Before continuing, spoiler alert: If you are thinking of watching the movie, you should stop reading now. <\/div>\n\n\n\n

We also have a very funny scene, where the elf electrocutes a character to death, and the actress plays it as if she was dancing to techno music. That made me laugh. One point in its favor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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elves bath<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The plot<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

It all begins with a girl, who steals a book from her grandfather, performs a ritual in the forest with her friends and accidentally cuts her hand. The blood falls to the ground and revives an evil Christmas elf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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elves girl<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

As the story progresses, we learn that the Nazis experimented with elves, with the goal of \u200b\u200bcreating the perfect army. it turns out that the girl is a perfect Aryan princess. The nazis created her to mate with the elf. Oh, and her son would be the antichrist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Other bizarre details<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The girl has a younger brother, who is the typical naughty boy. He spies on her while she changes her clothes. Wtf? The girl also has a stepmother, who is the typical very bad stepmother, who never says anything nice to her and does all kinds of bad things to her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The elf is basically a Gollum (but uglier) with very short legs. Oh, and for some reason, he sees everything as if he was drunk. Also, his mouth is open all the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

By the way, the girl’s grandfather, who is a retired (and repentant) Nazi, has a magic stone, which we don\u2019t quite understand what it does, until the girl decides to use it in a strange way\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the end, they imply there is going to be a sequel, but in a way that made me wonder when and how, what I\u2019m seeing, actually happened. Either they forgot to explain or they didn’t want an R or X rating for the movie. Anyway, watch it, only if you’re really bored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here the trailer:<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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